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Farewell, Inspector Gadget

March 11, 2013 by mondaybooks

Gadget has blogged his* last.

He first started the Police Inspector Blog in 2006 – inspired, as it happens, by another Monday Books author, PC David Copperfield, who wrote Wasting Police Time and created the now-defunct Coppersblog.

Few blogs last anything like that long – certainly not when they’re updated two or three times a week.

As a result of his efforts, he has received nearly 13 million hits.

I remember first meeting him, in a little restaurant not far from Euston Station; he was full of ideas for how the legal system could be changed, and how the poor, weak and elderly on his patch could be protected from the depredations of nasty, recidivist criminals. Few of his ideas have been adopted; common-sense never got anyone a QPM.

We published his book, Perverting the Course of Justice, not long after that first meeting. It has sold well, if not as well as Copperfield’s, but sales – for the sake of sales – were never Gadget’s main motivation, and I have never paid a penny to him for having written it.

Like WPT and PC E E Bloggs’ Diary of an On-Call Girl, the idea was to get politicians and voters to wake up to the realities of life on Britain’s worst housing estates, in an era when many senior coppers were becoming more adept at spin than in catching serious criminals.

He has written on a number of occasions for the national press and has spoken a fair bit to the BBC. It’s hard to exaggerate the risk he was taking in doing this. In the police, speaking out can cost you your job.

He’s been traduced by people like Nick ‘he is not an Inspector’ Herbert, and is a figure of hate for others.

I’m not sure why this is, when what he does as a day job is to recover dead children from car accidents, cut suicides down from tree branches or goalposts in the park, and try to catch distraction burglars who suck the wedding rings from the fingers of elderly widows. (The spit helps the rings to slide off more easily.)

I know from talking to him that it has become harder and harder to say something new on his blog.

I didn’t agree with him on everything, though on policing matters I deferred to his experience and knowledge. He let me win on publishing, northern soul and cricket. Beer and rugby were a draw.

He is and will remain a very good friend.

Vale, Gadget.

*Or hers.

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69 Responses

  1. on March 11, 2013 at 6:41 pm uphilldowndale

    Dan, you’ve captured the Inspector Gadget and Gadget the man perfectly.


  2. on March 11, 2013 at 6:57 pm cb

    Noooooooo


  3. on March 11, 2013 at 7:00 pm MickF

    Nooooo, a sane voice in a mad world – don’t leave us !


  4. on March 11, 2013 at 7:03 pm Paul

    1st


  5. on March 11, 2013 at 7:03 pm graham mitchell (@mitchellimages)

    1st


  6. on March 11, 2013 at 7:07 pm Coastalcop

    I’m not sure a first cuts it now. Best wishes I. G.


  7. on March 11, 2013 at 7:10 pm fisher price sirens

    gutted. thanks for the memories boss


  8. on March 11, 2013 at 7:18 pm shaftedbluepleb

    First top ten :-/


  9. on March 11, 2013 at 7:25 pm Midssc

    Sad times indeed, been a big fan of gadgets blogs will be sadly missed.


  10. on March 11, 2013 at 7:42 pm Rozzaman

    I take my hat off to you sir, a slither of common sense and a beacon of goodness, in a world that seems to be getting worse. You will be missed. Maybe someone else will step up into the space. Till then Inspector, we will use your Gadgets. Thanks for everything!


  11. on March 11, 2013 at 8:42 pm AND ANOTHER THING

    Thank you for all you have done. Thank you for making a blog from an entry by me. I wish you well and hope that you will be able to spend more quality time with your family. If retirement is near, there is life after job. Embrace and enjoy.
    As said above, thanks for everything.


  12. on March 11, 2013 at 8:46 pm Respectful MoP

    I retired from Imelda’s Ministry of Fluffy a couple of years ago and went private. I still do a worthwhile job, but get paid more and sleep at night. Thanks for a fascinating, but ultimately depressing blog.


  13. on March 11, 2013 at 8:51 pm We're doomed

    You will be missed.
    A voice of knowledge, concern, reason and experience, saying it as it is.


  14. on March 11, 2013 at 9:16 pm Asitis

    This is sad news for me and the many people I know who read your blog.

    I met up with my old Chief Inspector today, both of us having retired recently. We commented on how all of our friends/colleagues (cops) etc. are sick as chips at work, and we could not find one reason why anyone who believes policing is/should be a vocation, would be motivated to join the police now or in the future?

    Our discussion did not make us feel any better about the profession we had both recently retired from. We should have been talking about the good times when we used to go out as a shift and lock-up dozens of Swampites up during the nightshift, but neither of us did.

    I think it was because the face of policing has changed so much that it was difficult to remember when we were crime-fighters (primarily, as well as being all things to everyone at the same time). There was no sitting on sandbags, swinging the lamp or telling war stories, we just were glad to be out of it.

    I do not know who Insp. Gadget is and have never wanted to know, but what I can say is this: everything that IG has written reflects what I have seen, heard and experienced throughout my service, but I would never have voiced my thoughts in fear of institutional bullying; not even in close company in or outside a police station, vehicle etc.

    Best wishes to you, Boss, and also to your family, friends and colleagues.

    Asitis.


  15. on March 11, 2013 at 9:57 pm Jim The Crim

    I am stunned


  16. on March 11, 2013 at 10:07 pm Agent Zig Zag

    Au revoir Inspector Gadget,

    J’ai apprécié la lecture de vos messages et les réponses des gadgeteers. Si jamais vous êtes dans le Levant me voir et viennent pour le déjeuner au milieu des oliviers.

    Gardez la foi.


  17. on March 11, 2013 at 10:07 pm 72joiner

    Police bloggers seem to be a dying breed. Gadget was a superb commentator of the unhappy lot that falls to the old bill. Ellie writes less frequently, I miss her too.
    There has been a determined effort by the PSD/DPS types to repress all true commentators on the sorry state that befalls policing today.
    It is important that somebody writes the truth about everyday happenings in the police world. The political parties and the vested interests in the Home Office will always give their slanted dishonest spin on policing and in the absence of a true record their dishonest version will be accepted as truth.
    I am sorry that Gadget has gone. I only hope that someone else can take on the responsibility for carrying the torch of truth.
    Goodbye Gadget, I will miss you.


  18. on March 11, 2013 at 10:20 pm jerym

    Gutted!


  19. on March 11, 2013 at 10:40 pm Dave the Dog

    I’m even more depressed than usual now. I’ve read you from the beginning. Take care I.G. and my best wishes to you and yours for the future. You will be very sadly missed.


  20. on March 11, 2013 at 10:44 pm AONGHAIS : Plebeian and PROUD

    Who now will speak truth to the High Priced Non-Help ? IG , it’s been a pleasure. May the wind always be at your back . . .


  21. on March 11, 2013 at 11:47 pm scarletpimple

    Thanks IG, I didn’t always agree with you.
    You banned me a few times when I got under your skin.
    But your blog was a good companion and brought me in touch with a few sane men, rare in these days.
    Take care and keep your powder dry and yer boots polished, you were not too bad bearing in mind you were not a Dragoon.

    SP


  22. on March 12, 2013 at 12:49 am quite frankly, I'm appalled


  23. on March 12, 2013 at 12:51 am governmentthug XVI*

    I am, to be frank, fucking gutted.

    IG has been an inspiration to me. A voice in the wilderness. A voice that said what I thought but with less swear words. Far less.

    Gov, when you read this I hope you see what I mean when I tell you that I have been inspired, motivated and moved by your writing and that when you told me on Twitter that you wanted me on your team I was as stupidly proud as I was when I made my first arrest.

    “The sun is shining and the are kids shouting loud, but you gotta know it’s shining through a crack in the clouds. The shadows keep on falling when Johnny comes marching home.”


  24. on March 12, 2013 at 6:09 am 10 miserable years to go

    Devastated. You will be missed. Thank you for the time and effort you put into this blog. All the best guvn’or.


  25. on March 12, 2013 at 11:16 am DB

    Damn, now what am I going to use to excuse my 10 minute visits to the bog?
    So long and thanks for all the fun, Boss.
    State 11, received.


  26. on March 12, 2013 at 11:29 am Ranter

    Farewell Inspector Gadget, you started blogging in 2006 the year I retired from the MP Farce and you spoke to me big time, your views were mine. You really could not say anything new, the madness was continuous rather like the change that has affected the police since The Plus Programme of the late 1980′s in the MET – the big bang of PC-driven nonsense (IMHO). You really cannot make it up anymore – the police service of the UK is beyond satire, the police service I was proud to be a part of has gone forever. The Job had it’s fair share of lazy fuckers and utter wankers but they seem to be growing in numbers and I feel sorry for the ‘real police’ out there who are eclipsed by the useless, the lazy, the race & religion hustlers, the gender bender glass ceiling merchants and all the other officers with ‘issues’ PLUS the ‘leadership teams’ made up of politically correct numpties who are now even arresting each other. Winsor is a disaster for the police but the writing on the wall was there as far back as 1994 when Ken Clarke and tobacco mogul mate got told to ‘fuck off’. Dave, Teresa and the rest of the corrupt 600 + troughers in Parliament had set their sights clearly on the Old Bill.
    Policing is a much more dangerous occupation than when I joined in the mid-Seventies, the UK has imported so much useless but very dangerous criminal scum, the dangers of gun & knife crime have increased enormously but our CJ system is inherently weak as the judiciary, once one of the checks and balances against tyranny, are like the political class, weak, a product of left-leaning education and subsequent indoctrination through their system.
    SO, you did your bit but what’s the point of carrying on. Divide and Rule wins, the solidarity of the Federated ranks in the 1970s just doesn’t exist these day.
    farewell and be careful out there.


  27. on March 12, 2013 at 11:58 am DaveM

    such a shame , best of luck Gadget , look after yourself


  28. on March 12, 2013 at 12:28 pm Timothy Skellett

    This is a huge pity, and I am shocked about this. I often did not agree with him, but he was a damned valuble asset in the blogosphere.


  29. on March 12, 2013 at 2:47 pm Anon

    Having read all IGs blogs from the beginning, all I can say is thank you and noooooooooo! Such a shame, your writings will be missed.

    The Rich Girls Are Weeping.


  30. on March 12, 2013 at 3:44 pm inspectorgadget

    Ranter – I remember waiting for your comments so I could snigger quietly to myself! Thanks for the banter everyone.


  31. on March 12, 2013 at 4:44 pm Blackpig

    All the best Boss, thanks for being the voice of many.
    Maybe meet up again on mutual aid.
    I’ll be the one in the Ruralshire shirt!
    Best wishes to you and the family.


  32. on March 12, 2013 at 5:37 pm Not Long Now (Rtd.)

    I followed the link from Copperfields blog, wondering how wrong the trousers could be… and was that impressed by the quality of the writing that i’ve been here ever since. I’ve not been a frequent commenter, but have said my piece from time to time (even got a first once, before the first game was well established!)

    Sad to see you going boss, but wish you well in the future.


  33. on March 12, 2013 at 6:42 pm WhothefckamI

    You were a place to escape to. To read,watch,laugh and cry. You will be missed.Thank you and best wishes.


  34. on March 12, 2013 at 7:32 pm grumpyauldjock

    You’re certainly going to be missed Boss!

    All the very best to you, Mrs Gadget, the young ‘uns and the Ruralshire Hound.

    Insp Gadget has gone … but never to be forgotten … Long Live Insp Gadget!!


  35. on March 12, 2013 at 7:46 pm retired to the sun

    sir, you will be missed, I hope your reasons to leave us are personal not related to the blog. The world will not be the same again and I wish you and Debbie Gadget well in your future


  36. on March 12, 2013 at 7:53 pm druidshiftskipper

    Please come back as a PCC when you eventually leave the job. That would truly make my day.

    Ave atque vale.

    DSS


  37. on March 12, 2013 at 8:09 pm Stargazer

    The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow. How did it come to this?

    So long Gadget and thanks for all the memories.


  38. on March 12, 2013 at 8:21 pm DB

    Can I be the last to say it?
    The Job’s fucked.


  39. on March 12, 2013 at 9:02 pm Stressedoutcop

    Best of Luck – Sorry to see the blog taken down.

    SOC


  40. on March 12, 2013 at 9:26 pm Shafted

    Lost laughter in the breeze!


  41. on March 12, 2013 at 9:26 pm DC 999 Anon

    IG ..Your blog posts are disappearing as I type, wise move in todays ‘climate’ …be good & look after yourself mate.

    Utrinque Paratus.

    Honi soit qui mal y pense


  42. on March 12, 2013 at 9:32 pm pcsouthwest

    He’s my friend first and someone I’ve come to trust over the years. To be honest I don’t know how he managed to keep it going for as long as he did. It’s a big demand on someone who is already doing a demanding job. Not to mention a busy family life. I’ll miss his blog but at least he’s still a mate.


  43. on March 12, 2013 at 9:46 pm RedStormXI*

    Dan, why have the 9 months of the blog vanished over the last few hours? You sure the rubber heelers haven’t got to him? Or is my phone just going mad?

    Monday Books adds: I think s/he’s just wiping for the sake of finality. No-one has got to him or her, it’s nothing sinister. One day the story will be
    told…


  44. on March 12, 2013 at 10:30 pm Dave

    All the best Guv – I have been reading your blog for several years and sit here tonight wondering what I will be reading now you have decided to go 11, I know You will be missed not just by myself but by all your followers on your blog and Twitter. So long enjoy your time with your family.


  45. on March 12, 2013 at 10:48 pm 999Spoons 15*

    First to say “WTF am I going to read now?”


  46. on March 12, 2013 at 11:14 pm Moose

    I will miss you’re blog Guv. You showed us that the cons and fiddles are in every Force around the Country and not just my own. Best of luck to you and the family


  47. on March 13, 2013 at 8:13 am Roadkillchicken

    I always read the blog with interest and though I myself am fairly young in service (5 years) i could easily relate to the subject matter and found it incredibly refreshing to read the views made absent the political/corporate nonsense. I remember being told that I had been accepted into the police and was due to start my training. I was genuinely excited which is something i had not felt about any previous job. Even after just 5 years I can say that although my love for the best job I have ever had is still undiminished the amount of crap we deal with seems to be increasingly absurd. The regular crims on the street you expect to be awkward, why wouldn’t they be, they are recidivist crims after all. But the amount of flack from our own side is increasingly frustrating.

    30 years and counting.


  48. on March 13, 2013 at 9:33 am gymgenius

    As a desk jockey who is ex-job, IG’s blog was the first bookmark I clicked each day! Such a fantastic insight into the current state of my ex profession, the frontline members of which I will always greatly respect.

    I just hope some of the readership were Supers and above…they could learn a hell of a lot from the great man….but I won’t hold my breath.

    The internet is a poorer place now, and Ruralshire is lucky to have you, Sir.
    Take care, and be careful out there.


  49. on March 13, 2013 at 9:33 am scotcop

    Bo$*%ks. Thanks for your time and efforts IG. Hope things go well at work, and more importantly at home.


  50. on March 13, 2013 at 10:02 am David S

    Goodbye Inspector.

    I assume your identity has been discovered and that the powers that be have forced you into this sudden departure.

    It’s so short-sighted. Your blog was a public service. It allowed those of us with no connection to the police or criminal justice system to have an insight into how things really were.

    I hope there is some other brave police officer who will become your successor.

    Best wishes to you.

    Monday Books adds: Thanks for your concern, David, but s/he hasn’t been forced to quit. It was a decision arrived at over many months, based on having said all that could be said, over and over again.


  51. on March 13, 2013 at 11:36 am Cynical old sweat

    Anybody who ruffles the feathers of that pompous idiot, Nick Herbert, is all right by me. Your blog will be sadly missed by all who understand the real nature of police work. That rules out Cameron, May, Herbert, Winsor, and probably the whole of the Tory party, but I’m sure you’ll not lose any sleep over that.


  52. on March 13, 2013 at 11:44 am John

    Desperately sad.
    In the wake of the pile of dead bodies at Staffordshire NHS (with more to come around the country) it is whistleblowers like Gadget who are needed.

    Sadly we live in a spin/legalism culture where reality is what you can convince others to believe (Gramsci won that one).

    I long to see Gadget sitting before a select committee naming names and taking no prisoners.


  53. on March 13, 2013 at 12:21 pm governmentthug XVII*

    And today, as the superintendents on the senior command course at Bramshill discuss the “independent policing professional” (you know, a cop), the knowledge that IG would have something far better to say about it than I could just turns the dagger.

    Like many others, I followed a link from David Copperfield (who posted something I sent him which got me into massive, massive shit and DPS came down on me big-time which is why it took me until the riots before posting on IG – I was too nervous. Lucky it wasn’t today or I’d be out) and was astounded to read such well-thought-out pieces which deflated the balloons of pomposity that were the likes of ACPO and the government.

    I still can’t get my head around him going. Good luck mate – I know you are reading, just know you are – and perhaps one day beer will be shared and lamps swung.


  54. on March 13, 2013 at 12:54 pm misty blue

    I’m shocked!! I was just looking forward to a good read when I discovered you’d gone. Good luck anyway and I hope you’ll be back. I just hope you haven’t been sussed out! I’ll miss you terribly and I’m only a MOP. All the best to your family.x


  55. on March 13, 2013 at 1:56 pm Joe Pleb

    Boss,

    I was genuinely saddened to see your blog had gone. I did some online research and was relieved to discover that the rubber heelers hadn’t caught up with you.

    I just want to say thank you for many years of telling it like it is despite the risks to your own career and livelihood. Your writing has been a valuable stress release valve for many years for me and countless other serving officers who feel we are unsupported and left to founder devoid of any credible leadership. Your leadership shone through and you were an inspiration. Reading your words taught me that our broken system wasn’t simply a local phenomena I was experiencing but rather a national one that nobody in Government (Labour or ConDem) had any intention of addressing. Instead the likes of Nick Herbert spent time and effort trying to discredit you. Take solace that your work on here is viewed as more worthwhile than anything Herbert did whilst in office.

    I have seen my thoughts, experiences and sentiments echoed on the pages of your blog and in the words of other serving officers in the blog’s comments section. This has given me hope and the strength to carry on with what is at best a horrible thankless job.

    Thank you again. I wish you well. Keep up the good fight.

    Joe


  56. on March 13, 2013 at 3:30 pm Mrs Kitty

    Just want to say thank you for saying what many are thinking . All my best wishes to you and your family. Stay safe , sane and fighting fit.


  57. on March 13, 2013 at 4:01 pm HPB.

    IG’s blog will be sadly missed. I’ve never been a copper, didn’t always agree with the blog but shared many, many of the opinions he put forward. It was IG’s blog that inspired me to apply for and be appointed as a JP (too old and unfit to be a copper).
    Farewell IG.


  58. on March 13, 2013 at 5:02 pm Lost Soul

    Totally shocked! Good Luck to you Sir you will be sorely missed


  59. on March 13, 2013 at 8:24 pm SCD DC

    Thanks boss for all you did over the years with your blog. I’ll miss it as will many of my colleagues. The force (service?) needs more like you.


  60. on March 13, 2013 at 9:43 pm Anonymous

    Gadget – you’ll be missed. good luck with your future.


  61. on March 13, 2013 at 9:52 pm Reachef

    Just knew that the good guys were leaving in fcking droves IG thanks for the last few years on your blog as kept me remembering why I do this fcking job or out of it cheers sir ;)


  62. on March 13, 2013 at 10:08 pm Reacher

    You do realize Dan that you have us gadgeteers on your blog now ?….could be just my idea but the Guv will be sorely missed …


  63. on March 13, 2013 at 10:16 pm Anonymous

    Blimey


  64. on March 13, 2013 at 10:41 pm Thirty done, long gone.

    Goodnight!


  65. on March 14, 2013 at 12:48 am Gadgetburns

    This is funny as fuck. You sanitised the posts on your blog, many from me. Anything Anti Police, you had the “Balls” to get rid of. Now you have your balls to the wall, you’ve done what the rest of you bastards do – give in to save your pension. Now you are just going back to being one of “them” – as you always were although you were the unionised shop floor gobshite who would not hang the bell around the cat’s neck for love nor money. Chasing targets and KPI’s, getting your hand shook by Lance, you are a coward and a disgrace. The moment PSD came knocking your only thought was getting your years in to get your pension. At least Paddick says how he thinks it is even though he is a class one idiot with a moral compass next to a magnet pointing downwards. You are supposed to occupy some sort of moral high ground, selected for the job because of testing of your integrity. I guess the Super’s job you applied for you did’nt get so you are going for some desk job in a 9-5 unit till its time to use your upturned custodian as a hanging basket and mount your staff on a plinth with a brass plate detailing your years of “service” to the community on proud display on the sideboard. Screw you pal. YOu are just the same as all the rest. You always came out on side of cops who killed or assaulted people. You tried to justify it, you intimated you would do the same. Off to the swamp with you – the place Harry Brown lived. He took the law into his onw hands, and you, well you would nick him for doing just that. You sir can just fuck right off. A waste of man made fibres and leather and just like the rest. I’ve met PCSO’s with a squint and a built up shoe who have more bollocks than you.. Hope they out you, hope they do you on Discip and MIPO. You started something you were not prepared to finish. Live in fear as you will never hear the sound of the rubber heel. Bet you wish you had the RP’s and the RSM after you instead of one of your own now. Mind ow yer go!


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    Whoever GADGET is, thanks for having the courage and integrity to speak out – the police means more to you that ever it does to those in places of power whose only ambition is the destruction of the finest police service in the world and sadly that includes many of its present Chief Officers


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